Goal of SawYouAtMountSinaiSM

Ever seen someone in shul you wanted to get to know better? Shared cholent with a girl, and then realized you didn't get her name? Wanted to approach that hot baal koreh, but didn't quite know how? SawYouAtMountSinai.com is the answer to your prayers.
 

How does the site work? How is it different from other sites?

 
  • In normal social situations, if you meet someone you are attracted to, you ask for his or her number, or suggest meeting for coffee. If all goes well, a relationship may develop.
  • This is obviously completely ossur.
  • Instead, sign onto SawYouAtMountSinai.com. Fill out an extremely long and detailed form about your height, weight, background, high school rebbes, and details of all outward religious observances past, present, and future. Using sophisticated algorithms, our matchmakers will find your perfect match for you.
  • There is NO BROWSING of other member profiles. Surely you don't think that by looking at someone's profile and picture, you can determine if you want to date them. Only our qualified matchmaking experts can figure out what's best for you.
  • If you begin dating someone, please alert Mrs. Hilewitz immediately. She will be sure to keep this information in the strictest of confidence.
 

Quality Matchmakers and Singles

Matchmakers are seasoned relationship experts, having managed to get married themselves. Therefore, they know exactly the formula to find you your bashert.

Singles are carefully screens to make sure that they are of the absolute highest quality. We determine this by seeing if they pay our membership fee.


 
 
 
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